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Oxygen Demotivational Poster


SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED -


TAGS: realdiceshorty martyyyy realpics oxygen retired
Rating: 3.71/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm
Lack of oxygen - hasn't learned to breath through her ears yet.
Screamin Daemon - January 5, 2010, 9:21 am
Yeesh... here's to hoping that's her real picture... She's going to need all the looks she can get to get through life...
HerculesIsFuckingYourMomAtThisMomentInTimeBeProud - September 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
How dumb can you get?


ANDY GIBB -


TAGS: love is like oxygen
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

EllieEllsworthy - January 12, 2011, 4:11 pm
reruns jealous because Barry's beard is better and longer than his!
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL... I caught the foot prior to others discovery
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:52 am
Either someone corrected you on that comment ML, or you think quickly on your feet (or foot once it's in your mouth). LOL
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 12:11 am
Attention is what I meant.
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 12:09 am
You mean I am too late to give her some of the special stuff?
rerun - January 11, 2011, 9:23 pm

tune in 1-12-11 for the latest from Elle....
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 7:32 pm
In your case Airman, she meant "creaky".
Airman - January 11, 2011, 7:24 pm
Creepy???????
AdmiralAckbar - January 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
Damn, I thought I did not have to give it up until I died.
Claire - January 11, 2011, 7:10 pm
No.
AdmiralAckbar - January 11, 2011, 6:57 pm
Do you still have a soul if you sold it?
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 6:54 pm
Airman... we'll notify them immediately... Nobody gets too much Andy no more...
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 6:54 pm
Claire's stock just went up! LOL!
Claire - January 11, 2011, 6:49 pm
Ellie, love. I'm the only teenager here. The rest are creepy old men. Also, it's gingers who don't have souls. Not teenagers.
Airman - January 11, 2011, 6:04 pm
that's amsome.. Andy's back. Better tell Barry and Maurice
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 5:14 pm
Andy Gibb?
crankyhead - January 11, 2011, 4:52 pm
nothing funnier than someone coming back to remind you that they're not coming back.
EllieEllsworthy - January 11, 2011, 4:42 pm
Potty mouth? wow! sorry for speaking the truth geez, I'm sure you say worse than that! I just love Andy's music that's all! I'm what is known as a fan. k! I expect you are all teenagers, figures!! teens have no soul!
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2011, 3:20 pm
Ellie with a potty mouth like that you should really clean it up with some buck shot
crankyhead - January 11, 2011, 2:30 pm
Ellie, pour yourself a scotch and chill out already. =)
EllieEllsworthy - January 11, 2011, 2:06 pm
NO, I won't be coming back, actually your site sucks, and you can ban me if it makes you feel big and tough! I said what I said because that's what people today are like, cold and uncaring. well have a nice time in Hell, Gaga lovers!
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 am
Seems like deja vu... Well back to the poster... 5 buck teeth for you Haarakkon. I thought it was groovy!
5150monkeylove - January 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
And up and down!
rerun - January 10, 2011, 7:58 pm

don't know.....she for some reason found this offensive....and perverted sex is what makes the world go round.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
She's just "Jive Talking!" lol
crankyhead - January 10, 2011, 7:50 pm
Did she contrat a little "Night Fever" and is now having trouble "Staying Alive"?
rerun - January 10, 2011, 7:43 pm

I kinda doubt good old ellie will be a regular....just sayin'.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 7:37 pm
Welcome aboard Ellie!! lol
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:59 pm
God, I hope you're not planning on being a regular.
EllieEllsworthy - January 10, 2011, 4:13 pm
Just cuz you guys got a fixation with perverted sex!
EllieEllsworthy - January 10, 2011, 4:12 pm
Yeah funny....NOT what fucking morons you are. That guy was worth ten of you fakey assholes
Derek - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
He was never a member of "Sweet"
Produceman117 - November 5, 2009, 11:25 pm
So true, so true...


a non anti-smoking message -


TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.


LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


ENJOY LIFE -




deterrence -


TAGS: oxygen junkies air can bitter
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 22, 2014, 3:15 am
Yeah, no doubt. I find it ironic the poisons children were told NOT to ingest are doing EXACTLY that as adults; ingesting, inhaling, orally, rectally, intravenously . . . Amazing how much time some have on their hands to figure this out . . . Lol
premiumgrade - January 21, 2014, 9:43 am
Chances are they had one too many lawsuits.


SNAPPED -


TAGS: oxygen wgw snapped wiveswithknives horrorfortheholidays
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - January 25, 2017, 8:44 am
Black don't crack
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2016, 7:04 pm
^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.


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